Tales of Unspeakable Taste

 Every time you think I've forgotten about calling my hometown the Suburban Prairie, I feel the need to remind you that I don't forg...

To be read to this song .  Yes, I'm high. Why do you ask? Time to come clean a little bit. I don't always go to bed after posting th...

That guy? Really?!?!?! When I was a very young man, Hollywood had been threatening to make Lord of the Rings into a movie for about as long ...

  When I got home from my adventures today I was very pleased to see the new Lansdale had arrived. I took a look at that cover and thought, ...

 It's not often that I have to read scripts to customers aloud for my current job. There is one script that I use often, and it's pr...

This is probably how Gramps saw me at the time   I remember the first time I got behind the wheel of a car and drove. I terrified everyone i...

 At work there are two stalls in the men's room, and one of them has a door that never closes. No matter what you do, it will always ope...