Friday, November 15, 2024

GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #945: JOURNAL ENTRY

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 What follows is a journal entry from a few days ago, back when I was feeling miserable and was tempted to drink. I don't usually write ...
Thursday, November 14, 2024

GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #944: REAL GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS

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 That was fucking intense, but it had to be done. There were no sane responses for what happened last week, so I picked an insane response. ...
Wednesday, November 13, 2024

EVIL GOODNIGHT FUCKERS #5: WE THE OLIGARCHS PART THREE

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  FIRST AMENDMENT Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof (IT'S FRE...
Tuesday, November 12, 2024

EVIL GOODNIGHT FUCKERS #4: WE THE OLIGARCHS PART TWO

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Glory be.   ARTICLE 3 SECTION 1: The Supreme Court. As opposed to all other courts, which the Constitution calls "inferior." Take ...
Monday, November 11, 2024

EVIL GOODNIGHT FUCKERS #3: WE THE OLIGARCHS PART ONE

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  PREAMBLE (that means introduction) We the Oligarchs of the United States, in order to form a perfect Union ripe for the picking, establish...
Friday, November 8, 2024

EVIL GOODNIGHT FUCKERS #2: MY FIRST TIME

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 I remember when Gramps took me to kill my first homeless guy. He put me in the family Impala, and when we got close to the city, he told me...
Thursday, November 7, 2024

EVIL GOODNIGHT FUCKERS #1: IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM, JOIN 'EM

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  I'm tired of being miserable all the time, so I registered as a Republican today. Already my net worth has skyrocketed to $6.66 millio...