Tales of Unspeakable Taste
Wednesday, April 1, 2026
GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #1048: MY KINGDOM FOR A BACK SCRATCHER
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Here's something you might not know about me. I constantly need a back scratcher. I have a very itchy back. No, it's not a matter ...
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #1047: AGAIN?!
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Today there was another fuckin' art heist in the news. AGAIN. I sense a pattern. And I would not be surprised to discover that these st...
Thursday, March 26, 2026
GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #1046: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG . . .
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. . . of the United States of America, and to the republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justi...
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #1045: I GUESS WE'RE DOING AI
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Out of all the people I know, and that is a considerable number, none of them want AI to be a thing. And I'm not talking about the kind...
Wednesday, March 18, 2026
GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #1044: WHAT THE FUCK?
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Yeah, these things are getting harder and harder to post. Today, for example, I just ran out of time with everything. I'm lucky I got t...
Thursday, March 12, 2026
GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #1043: PHYSICAL THERAPY
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Earlier this year I got another spinal injection. It was a great relief, not having back pain . . . for a couple of weeks. It wore off much...
Wednesday, March 11, 2026
GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #1042: DEATH OF A PHONE
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Looks like my good luck streak is coming to an ignoble end. Nothing has gone right for me since Thursday of last week. Monday and yesterday...
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