Tales of Unspeakable Taste

 As you can probably guess, after spending this week gauging how much time I have upon getting home from work, I've decided to end Goodn...

 To be read to this song . I didn't want to go to Elmhurst today. There were a few things to do in town, but I was planning on doing the...

Hello Satan.  "Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize." Tom Lehrer said that, and...

 When I was a kid living with my mom, stepfather and (at the time) two baby brothers in an apartment across from the train tracks in Elmhurs...

 On Saturday I was working to unpack a lot of stuff and organize everything while I was doing so. I am insane because I thought it would be ...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I'm an atheist. As such, I do not believe in God or gods. However, I am a firm belie...

 My weight goal has always been to get down to 200 pounds, ever since I went on my first diet in the summer between high school and college....