Horror and bizarro author John Bruni is running for President
of the United States of America in 2016. He has no money to put into this. He
has very little reach to make this happen. He’s got no plan to save this country.
He’s got no experience in politics. However, he’s a pretty funny guy. Charisma
goes a long way, right? And he’s a published author. That’s got to count for
something. Plus he’s promised not to lie during the course of his campaign.
He’s been brutally honest about his life on Twitter @tusitalabruni for a long
time. Why vote for candidates who lie every time their mouths are open? And
since he knows how the government works, he promises to make no campaign
promises because the president doesn’t make laws. Congress does. Mr. Bruni is
available for interviews, which will probably be phoners, since he has a job.
Please contact him at johnbruni2016@gmail.com for inquiries. www.talesofquestionabletaste.com
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