Tales of Unspeakable Taste

  It's been a while since I looked at the state of my body, so why not do an accounting tonight? I agree with Jeffrey Combs in The Frigh...

 Yeah, these things are getting harder and harder to post. Today, for example, I just ran out of time with everything. I'm lucky I got t...

 [Well fuck. I thought I was going to do three GFs this week. I gotta stop writing these while high. I wrote this last night and forgot to p...

[QUICK NOTE: We found the movie from last night's GF! Thank you, everyone, for your help! It's called Pledge Night, and I just watch...

  And hello to the cast. I woke up at 3:30 am this morning to get the fucking cage removed from my bad foot. When I was in preop I was advis...

 For the last week or so, I've been in worse pain than usual in my bad leg. It sucks because I have to put weight on it when going up or...

 If you've ever wondered what my foot looks like with all those pins through it, BEHOLD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR...

 Not a Goodnight, Fuckers. I should be in bed because I have to be up super early for my surgery, but I'm still wide awake. They did not...

 Remember a while back when I said I might have to make a choice between having a roof over my head and having two feet? I've been think...

 I got bad news about my foot last week on Thursday. Things had been going really well. The surgery was a success. All infection has been ki...

 That was a scary hospital stay. Good thing I didn't have a bone infection, or I'd be Pegleg Johnny by now. They went into my foot a...

 It occurred to me that I've never posted pictures of my bad foot. This is going to be a little disgusting, so if feet gross you out, yo...

 Since I'm sure you were all horrified by last night's GF, I figured, why not keep the horrors coming? In the time I was off I suffe...

 So here's something horrible that happened to me yesterday morning. I woke up two hours earlier than my alarm was supposed to go off. I...

 Today there was a fire alarm at work. Our office is on the third floor of the building, and you know what that means. Yeah, I had to go dow...