Tales of Unspeakable Taste

My first author photo. Whenever I talk with a friend I haven't heard from in a while, as I did recently, they inevitably say something a...

  Yesterday I found my motivational bottle of whiskey. There's maybe a quarter-inch of booze in there, and I'm guaranteed not to dri...

 It has been two years and 262 days since my last drink. Recently I almost fucked my streak, so maybe moving into the hotel isn't changi...

 It has been 2 years and 195 days since my last drink. A few people have started to notice that I don't say "I've been sober fo...

 For the past few days I've been getting ready to take this mantle up again, and I thought I'd jump right into politics before Janua...

 Printers Row: Please don't make me get sick before I go. Authorcon IV: Please don't make me get sick before I go (or even while I...

My first author photo. Of course I'm drinking.  The leap year threw off my two-year anniversary of not drinking, so this is the actual d...

 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? What the fuck is this? Hey, Fuckers? Number 28?!?!?!?!?! Yeah, I haven't written a Hey, Fuckers column in alm...

 It has been a year and 321 days since my last drink. Looks like I might actually make two years! But drinking is a bit of a phantom limb fo...

 It's been one year and one hundred and ninety-three days since my last drink. You know me. In that time I have consumed a lot of books ...

 It's been one year and 179 days since my last drink. Booze has been on my mind lately. Not just because I had an exceptionally shitty d...

 OK, after all that time, Toy Crime Story is over. I just posted the finale earlier tonight. When I first started posting these chapters I s...

  It has been one year and ninety days since my last drink, and it finally happened. I was wondering when it would happen due to my habits b...

 It's been one year and forty-seven days since my last drink. Today I decided to visit Gramps and Grandma, so I stopped by Williams Liqu...

In case you missed it on my social media I did, indeed, make it to one motherfucking year without booze. This calls for a celebration! WHO...

 As you can surmise from the title of this column, I am at the 364 day mark of my non-alcohol life. One year ago tomorrow I went to detox an...

 It is 305 days since I last had a drink, and over the weekend I came the closest I've come yet to drinking again. Diabetic neuropathy i...

 It's my 236th day from booze, and I had a dream last night about drinking. I dreamed that I was at a party with a friend of mine, and s...

  It's my 200th day from booze, and while I was taking a break from writing GF columns, I found the first bottle of booze I ever drank. ...

 . . . I feel like I should remind you that my job's Christmas party of 2021 was so lame I didn't even go. I'm used to crazy par...