Tales of Unspeakable Taste

 All fucking year I've suffered terrible bad luck. You know it's bad when you win a victory only to have something happen that rende...

 I'm fucking exhausted. It's not just the sickness thing, although that's a huge part of it. Imagine feeling at your absolute lo...

 It didn't take the universe very long to self-correct itself. Now I'm back to my usual doom and gloom. For the last month or so we ...

 To be read to this song . I should probably be dead by now. It almost happened a few times. Sometimes I wish it had. Because I'm pretty...

 So here's this thing that has always bugged me over the course of my current job. I haven't run into it at any other sales job beca...

I graduated from high school in 1996. I remember at the family party afterward, I was given a crisp $100 bill. I have held onto it ever sinc...