Tales of Unspeakable Taste

 I can't believe it. I achieved something I didn't think I'd live to see. Remember, I thought I'd be dead by now. This means...

 Of all the things I've suffered over the course of this year, the insult to injury was my reading list. I know this will interest only ...

 So I'm perpetually ten years behind on my reading list, and I'm slipping even further back. Books that had just been released when ...