Tales of Unspeakable Taste

 It's that time of year. I didn't get to bring many copies of my books for two reasons: we had limited space as we were down to one ...

 It just occurred to me that not everyone who reads my GF columns also reads my newsletter. In case you missed it yesterday, I'm taking ...

 OK, things went really well at Printers Row, as usual, but I do have a few books left over, so it's time for my annual post-Printers Ro...

 When you have the 'Beetus you've got to keep an eye on your, uh, eyes. For most of my adult life I've gone to my optometrist on...

At the beginning of every year I come up with a plan for my career as an author. What I want to do. What I want to work on. Etc. I thought I...

Yeah, it's worse than that. Not even Renton would reach into the Printers Row port-o-potties.  Whenever I'm not at home I get concer...

 Today is my 60th day without alcohol. That's two months, more or less. Also, that's crazy. I'm kind of surprised I've laste...

 The way it works in Elmhurst, where I live, is that if there is a torrential rainfall, all the sewer drains lead to the massive quarry in t...

  SHIT POEMS   NUMBER 2       BY JOHN BRUNI     YES! It is finally upon us! I have just completed SHIT POEMS NUMBER TWO! And if you buy my n...