Tales of Unspeakable Taste

 It's been one year and forty-seven days since my last drink. Today I decided to visit Gramps and Grandma, so I stopped by Williams Liqu...

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[NOTE:  THIS IS ANOTHER SONG FROM THE JESSE RUSSELL/JOHN BRUNI DRINKING BAND THAT NEVER HAPPENED.  THIS ONE IS BASED ON THE TRUE STORY , AS ...

That’s what it says on the bottle: “an American tradition.” It also says that they’ve been making Fleischmann’s since 1870, which makes it ...

[NOTE: This first appeared on my MySpace blog a couple of years ago, brought back by popular demand. Mostly, though, you have Fitz to thank ...