GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #577: ANDOR

 

So when they announced Rogue One, I couldn't help but think, we don't need this shit. The story of how the rebels got the Death Star plans? Fuck that. But then I saw the movie, and it turned out to be pretty fucking good. In fact, it has the greatest ending to a Star Wars movie that isn't called The Empire Strikes Back.

And then they announced the show, Andor, based on the past of one of those characters from Rogue One. And I couldn't help but think, we don't need this shit. Fuck that. But in the end, I loved the show. It had a rocky beginning, and I almost checked out of the show, but around the middle it got really good, and by the end it had blown me away.

Star Wars has had a long history of saying fuck The Man. The evil empire needs rebels to take it down and give freedom and peace to everyone. Andor continues this tradition on a much starker level. There are no lightsabers and Jedi. Darth Vader does not make an appearance. This is all about rebellion and making The Man pay dearly for his widespread policy of oppression.

It's kind of weird when I see Star Wars fans siding with the government on a lot of things, especially when they're voicing their opinions in favor of oppression. People worry about the rail workers going on strike and ruining their day, for example. They want the government to stop that strike from happening by throwing those rail workers a bone instead of giving them what they need. I wonder if it ever occurs to them that they're encouraging a very real evil empire. I don't imagine they watch Star Wars because they agree with the Emperor.

It puzzles me even more that Disney allows this to happen. What are the biggest corporations in entertainment? Don't bother to Google it. Disney is number one with a bullet. You don't get to be that big without being in bed with the evil empire that rules you. Disney essentially is the Empire, and yet it's giving us this story about how important it is to rebel against the Powers That Be? Very strange.

Then again, these are strange times. But to quote a great man, "They always were."

GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #506: FUCK THE MAN

 The other day, while I was at work, someone called in and gave me enough information to look up a work order. As he continued talking, it suddenly occurred to me that he was not the customer. He was the customer's boss. His employee needed to get a windshield replaced, and it needed a recalibration, so the tech had to drive the vehicle around to get that done.

Turns out, the boss has a tracker on his employee's vehicle. The employee said he couldn't come in to work because he needed this auto glass job done. The boss was checking up on the guy to see if he was lying. When he saw the tracker moving around, he assumed that his worker had lied to him just to get out of work.

No way, motherfucker. That job needed a road test. He legitimately called in that day. So I backed the worker and possibly ruined the boss's day. What kind of bastard does that, anyway? He had to have a reason for checking on this guy, right? Like, he wanted to fire this guy but didn't have a real reason to do so.

Even if there was no recal needed for that, I would have lied about it. Because FUCK THE MAN.