Tuesday, August 16, 2022

GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #506: FUCK THE MAN

 The other day, while I was at work, someone called in and gave me enough information to look up a work order. As he continued talking, it suddenly occurred to me that he was not the customer. He was the customer's boss. His employee needed to get a windshield replaced, and it needed a recalibration, so the tech had to drive the vehicle around to get that done.


Turns out, the boss has a tracker on his employee's vehicle. The employee said he couldn't come in to work because he needed this auto glass job done. The boss was checking up on the guy to see if he was lying. When he saw the tracker moving around, he assumed that his worker had lied to him just to get out of work.


No way, motherfucker. That job needed a road test. He legitimately called in that day. So I backed the worker and possibly ruined the boss's day. What kind of bastard does that, anyway? He had to have a reason for checking on this guy, right? Like, he wanted to fire this guy but didn't have a real reason to do so.


Even if there was no recal needed for that, I would have lied about it. Because FUCK THE MAN.

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