I'm a little higher than I expected tonight, so this is going to be super short.
I've never given a single solitary shit about Mt. Rushmore. Four presidents who were supposedly great. They were, I suppose, in their own backwards ways. Even Lincoln was a bit of a tyrant, getting rid of habeas corpus as he did. Sure, it's a wartime power, one I'm sure Trump lusts for. It would explain why he keeps referring to being at war with illegal immigrants. All the same, it was pretty nasty of Lincoln to do that. To say nothing of his idea of sending all the former slaves to Grenada so they can have their freedom far away from a white America.
But I recently learned something very, very important about Mt. Rushmore, and I suspect that not many others know about it. So . . . this is what the back of Mt. Rushmore looks like:
*sigh* All right, it doesn't really look like that. I tee-heed for a while over it until I looked it up to be certain. It would have been poetic if true. There's even a joke about that being LBJ's cock. This is true: he used to give press conferences from the toilet. He was apparently very well endowed according to the White House Press Corps . . .
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