“Booze, Babes, and Burly-Q,” proclaims the top of every issue of BACHELOR PAD MAGAZINE. How the fuck could I pass this up? It comes off as the younger, hornier brother of MODERN DRUNKARD MAGAZINE. Sure, this is a girlie mag, but all the pictures are very tasteful. They’re not nudes, they’re burlesque. Not only that, but they have articles about how to make great cocktails, in addition to where you can experience good, booze-soaked noir films. There are advice columns and interviews with legendary burlesque dancers and, of course, fiction about leggy dames and the drunkards who love them. To top it all off, they seem to have an obsession with the fez. If you see them at a convention, be sure to pick up the Red Fez and Smoking Jacket collection. It’s a bit pricey, but it’s fun.