Since my DUI trial has still not taken place, and I'd kind of depended on it finishing up so I can post the DUI Diary serial, I have nothing to do here on Fridays. I remember when a bunch of us got together to brainstorm for the Napalm Assault, one of my ideas was to have a Future Booze Jesus advice column.
Who is Future Booze Jesus? If you don't know this, then you haven't been around me when I'm superdrunk. If I drink enough hard liquor, I eventually leave myself behind and become Future Booze Jesus. I have precognitive powers. Yes, I can predict the future. Anyone who asks me questions when I am in this frame of mind will get truthful and accurate answers regarding the future.
So . . . why not give FBJ an advice column? Here's how it will work: if you have a question, post it in the comments here. When I get enough questions, I will get as wasted as I can, and I will answer them. These responses will be posted in a forthcoming FBJ advice column. I will take any question.
Good luck!
