Wednesday, October 11, 2023

GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #758: THE CONSUMER FINANCIAL PROTECTION BUREAU


Say you're strapped for cash, and you need money fast. You don't have a structured settlement, so you can't call JG Wentworth. So you figure you might as well go to a payday loan company. And you see the interest rates are staggeringly high, but you're kind of stuck, so you have no choice. In order to borrow a few hundred dollars, you wind up having to pay back thousands.


I'm pretty sure the Mafia (not that they exist, Omerta) has a term for that kind of predatory loan practice . . .


There is only one thing standing between you and that situation happening today, and it's the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, created in the face of the fucking crazy shit bankers pulled that led to the recession in 2008. The CFPB is there to stop this shit from happening to you. So it's no big surprise that all sorts of money lending companies have been trying to put an end to the CFPB for the 12-ish years it has existed.


Except the scumbags might finally have the bureau on the ropes. It's kind of hard to justify shooting a child in the face, much like it's hard to justify suing for the right to abuse American consumers, so they had to take a different tactic, and they have. The CFPB is currently on the chopping block, waiting for a Supreme Court decision to figure out if they get to still protect us from the corporate greedheads.


They're trying to argue that the CFPB is unconstitutional because of the way it gets its funding, and they managed to flimflam a few judges so much that the government actually appealed this all the way up to the Supreme Court. I gotta say, considering the rampant corruption on that particular bench and how they destroyed Roe v Wade on a federal level, the corporate greedheads might actually have a shot at this. The Justices so far have come down in favor of us consumers, but the final decision hasn't been made yet. It's expected at the end of this term.


I can't say it enough: Public Enemy #1 in this country is Corporate Fucking Greed. And here it is again, trying to fart in our faces and call it a summer breeze. We're barely holding onto our shit as it is. If the CFPB falls, then we're fucked.


The supposedly unconstituional way they get their funding is that it's whatever they decide it is up to a certain point. The greedheads are trying to say that's like installing a dictator, but the past has showed that the CFPB has never, not once, abused this system. Not only that, but it's how the bureau maintains its independence. If it got funding any other way, they would be swayed by the interests of those who funded it, and then we have an Ouroboros situation, like most of this country is stuck with. We need to stop eating our own tail. We can't keep going like this. We need to take these corporate scumbags to task. I'd honestly prefer to abolish the very idea of corporations, but I'm sure that's never going to happen. So instead we have to regulate the fuck out of the swine because they've proven, time and time and time again, that if we don't, no one will. They certainly can't be trusted to do it themselves.


I really hope the Supreme Court realizes what killing the CFPB will do to the regular people of this country. A fox in the henhouse? It's more like putting KFC in charge of making sure chickens grow up and lead full lives and die of old age and get buried in a pet sematary, uneaten by the masses.


We've got a lot of time before the term ends. The Justices seem to be on the right path for now, but some of them love a good bribe. Who has more money to bribe a Justice with than the companies trying to kill the CFPB? 


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