Showing posts with label i've also heard all the variations of my last name yes even brunski and brundogg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i've also heard all the variations of my last name yes even brunski and brundogg. Show all posts

Thursday, October 20, 2022

GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #548: HEY BRUNI!

You know how some people call you by your first name, some by your last? A shocking number of people call me John Bruni all the time. I guess it's just the way my name sounds? I'd say 85% of the people I know do that. It's rare when someone calls me John, although I will say everyone at work calls me that probably because there is only one other John there, and he's the CEO. We're pretty easy to differentiate.


But a lot of people call me Bruni. It's natural sounding. I'm good with that. Here's the thing: I'm the only Bruni I know in the Elmhurst area. Whenever someone calls out "Hey Bruni!" They're usually talking to me.


A few years back I went out to visit my Vegas family. Dad, my stepmom and my brother. My sister wasn't there at the time. I think she was out of state. Regardless, my dad and my brother took me out into the desert to shoot guns. I meant to do an Everyone's Got One column about the experience because it's pretty strange. I'm not a big fan of guns, and having fired a bunch of them, I can continue to say that. I know for a fact that I should not own one, and--that's a story for another day. I'm OK with responsible gun ownership, and that describes my dad and brother's attitude.


The point is, a bunch of my brother's friends showed up, and while I was talking with my dad, I heard someone shout, "Hey Bruni!"


I thought, naturally, given my experience, that they were talking to me. I turned with a smile on my face, waiting to greet whoever it was. Turns out, they weren't talking to me. They were talking to my brother. I think my face burned slightly with embarrassment. Do you know how rarely I feel embarrassed? Even though I probably should feel it more often? It's the same with shame, but we've discussed that before.


No one noticed, so I turned back to Dad and saw, whoops, he noticed. He had an amused grin on his face. "Yeah, I know. It still gets me, too."


I'm sure if my name was Kopoulos, like my mom's maiden name, that wouldn't have happened. But I think about that day often and get weirded out by it.