The southeast corner of York and Vallette in
Elmhurst is the perfect
place for a restaurant. Not a fast food
place, either; no, it has to be a casual dining place. So many businesses have tried their luck at
this location, most recently a greenhouse, but they’ve all met untimely
Until now. H.B. Jones has taken up residence, and it looks like they’re making money hand over fist. Drive by the place at any given time of the day, and chances are good that the place is packed. Parking is impossible. It’s always lively there.
What’s the big deal?
First of all, it should be noted that the H.B. stands for Hamburger, and Jones comes from the phrase “jonesing for food.” They advertise their place as a food adventure, offering all kinds of different culinary excursions for your enjoyment. They don’t necessarily have a theme, but there seems to be a kinda-sorta ocean feel, what with the boat imagery and the hammerhead shark that hangs from the ceiling (complete with a burger in its mouth). However, there are plenty of planes in evidence, as well. It helps that they decided to use the greenhouse that the previous owners left behind. It gives the illusion of being outside while the fans keep things from getting too hot. It’s very spacious, offering the chance to stretch out and maybe move a bit. As far as ambiance goes, H.B. Jones gets an A+.
But how is their burger? This thing is huge. Served on what seems like an old fashioned hubcap, it takes up a lot of space. They use a nice thick hunk of cheese, and everything is complete with a side of seasoned fries. It looks gorgeous.
It’s too bad that the taste doesn’t live up to the picture perfect display. Not that it’s a bad burger. It’s good, just short of great. Perhaps if they used better meat or seasoning, they could be a force to be reckoned with. They don’t have much of a feel for medium-rare, either. They tend to overcook it a bit too much. It’s definitely not worth the outrageous $11 they charge for it.
The fries are absolutely wonderful, though. They are perfect. Not only that, but they have a fine selection of beers and booze. All in all, it’s the perfect place to hang out and have a few drinks. Give it a try sometime.