I have Leo Perez to thank for this one. I don’t know how I missed it when I was at the convention. If I had seen something that warned me that “this book may cause diarrhea and wet dreams (at the same time),” I would have certainly picked it up. Not only that, but it’s a parody of CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURES. I mean, come on. It’s an autobiography. You can’t have a “pick your own adventure” autobiography. This book is pure genius! Some of the choices you have are incredibly awesome. Check this one out:
“If Roily first opens the letter from his long lost dad, go to section 7. If Roily first opens the Publisher’s Clearinghouse junk mail letter, go to section 25. But don’t say I didn’t warn you. This second plot is worthless, shitty, and goes nowhere!”
Or how about this one?
“If you want to read a lot more bullshit, go to section 27. If you want to quickly end this meaningless story, go to section 35.”