They say that wetness enhances smell
which is why you sense so much more when it rains.
It’s also why shower farts are so heinous.
You let out your butt trumpet
and it echoes satisfyingly.
But then it creeps
up your body
to your nose.
And gags you.
These are entertaining and make me laugh. If you could write one every day, you would have a book of 365 poems.
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