Friday, February 2, 2018

TOILET PAPER HORROR



A nice, filthy whiskey shit.
Such a relief to get it out.
Probably a 3-wiper, clean as a whistle.
Bunch up toilet paper.

Wipe—

Oh no.

Fuck.

My finger pushed through
and swiped my asshole
shit juice still on it.

Wipe it clean.
Scrub and scrape
Scrape and scrub

Sniff it.
You can hardly smell it.
But you know that after 30 minutes
The shit stink will be back.
Even if you put cologne on it.

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