EVERYONE'S GOT ONE #28: TRIGGER WARNINGS ON BOOKS IN THE CLASSROOM

I was going to sit down and write a bunch of stuff about the controversial topic of trigger warnings on books in the classroom, but then I remembered that I'm not a student, and I don't have kids, and schools are highly unlikely to ever teach a book by me (unless a teacher figures out a way to make a space giant fucking the sun with a monster cock relevant to students), so this doesn't have any effect on me. I will continue to lead my life as I always have. Ultimately, I have no say in this, so I'll shut up. The rest of you: discuss.

IT CAN FINALLY BE REVEALED: THE COVER OF MY SECOND BOOK!

See?  I told you it was going to be awesome.  In fact, take my name off the cover, and I'll bet many of you would be able to say, "Yep, that's a book by John Bruni, all right."  It'll be out pretty soon, probably next month.  I can say with every confidence that I believe this book will blow your balls off.  Special thanks to Jesse Wheeler, who created this amazing cover, and to Don Noble and Kevin Strange for taking a chance on me.  And in case you're wondering about the giant guy fucking the sun, it's from a story within this collection called "Monster Cock."  I think you'll all get a kick out of that one.