Showing posts with label america at the millennium. Show all posts
Showing posts with label america at the millennium. Show all posts

Thursday, November 30, 2017

THE JOHN BRUNI MUSEUM OF MEDIOCRE (AT BEST) SHIT #31: THE TRUTH






[Remember the last time I posted a poem to the John BruniMuseum of Mediocre (at Best) Shit? This is the second time I fell for it. It’s even more embarrassing than the first. I think I might be deranged and masochistic for letting you all see this. But hey! At least I didn’t order the cards this time . . . From America at the Millennium, from the year 2000.]


[Sorry. One more thing. Out of curiosity, I looked up the book’s cover for the graphic you see above. This is ridiculous, but Amazon actually has a copy of this fucking thing. AND IT’S SELLING FOR NEARLY A HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS. Even crazier, it has a 5-star rating. Then I went to the reviews, and it would seem that the authors of these poems wrote the reviews in a revolting attempt at auto-fellatio. I am absolutely horrified by this. But at least I wasn’t the only sucker. That counts for something, I guess.]


Have no fear,
The End is here!
Bring tons of beer!
We’ll spread lots of cheer!
You’re not there?
That’s hardly fair,
Quite depressing.
I was repressing
The Truth.