COOL SHIT 3-17-11

[NOTE:  THERE WAS ANOTHER BOOK I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT (THE NEW ISSUE OF SPIKE), BUT THE THING I WANTED TO MENTION IS A MAJOR SPOILER.  THERE IS NOTHING ELSE INTERESTING IN IT, SO IT WOULD BE POINTLESS TO BRING IT UP.  STILL AND ALL, I RECOMMEND THAT YOU PICK UP THE BOOK.  IN THE MEANTIME, THERE WAS ONLY ONE TITLE FOR THIS WEEK’S COOL SHIT:]

KOLCHAK:  THE NIGHT STALKER FILES #2:  Holy Jesus, it’s finally happened.  Kolchak has finally found his perfect job:  working at a tabloid.  Granted, he’s reluctant to take it on because he’s a REAL journalist, dammit.  But here he is, working a job where he can pick his own stories and write about whatever he wants (except for aliens; another reporter covers that beat).  And why the fuck would his editor kill any of his stories?  IT’S A TABLOID!  The paycheck is big, and it comes with insurance and a place to stay while he finds an apartment.  And don’t forget the office with a view.  It seems too good to be true.  Kolchak has moved to Miami, and just in time, too.  You see, a skunk ape has been killing folks, and guess who gets to cover this one.  Oh yeah.