Thursday, May 16, 2013

C2E2 2013 REVIEW: THE VEGGIE DOG SATURN SPECIAL




Who is Jason Young?  Anyone who picked up this book at the convention will definitely become familiar with him within the pages of THE VEGGIE DOG SATURN SPECIAL.  It is a collection of true-life stories written by him and illustrated by a variety of different artists.



It kicks off with “Cecil,” illustrated by ONE YEAR IN INDIANA scribe Kurt Dinse.  An elderly Young describes his elementary school experience with a n’er-do-well by the name of Cecil (pronounced See-sill, according to the first panel).  Cecil is a badass who steals food off of people’s lunch trays, so they all train themselves to eat as quickly as possible, so he can’t get their food.



(There are a couple of flaws, but those will be brought up in just a moment.)



Next up is “House Show,” illustrated by Jason Martin.  This is the story of Young running into an old friend at the grocery store, only to be invited out to a house party where his friend’s punk band is going to play.  He goes to the show, but his host goes out to help another band whose van broke down.  In the guy’s absence, Young takes up a guitar and plays a miniature show with a stranger.



The third story, and probably the funniest, is “My Bank Thinks I Sling Rock,” in which Young talks about being paid under the table for his comic book shop job, and because he always deposits it at his bank, he is under the impression that his bank thinks he deals drugs.



The weakest story is next, and it’s called “Mandy’s Grandma Question.”  Illustrated by Chris Hoium, it shows three people talking about the worst thing they’ve ever done to their grandmothers.



“The Scare-Wolf,” illustrated by Carrie Meninch, is one of the most appealing stories here.  It details Young’s Pez obsession when he was a kid (and a teenager . . . and a young adult . . .).  One day, he meets a fellow Pez enthusiast, a tattoo artist, and he trades a super-rare Pez dispenser for $300 worth of tattoos.



Next is “Fantastic Flu #9,” illustrated by Brian John Mitchell.  Young tells about the time he and his brother had the flu at the same time, and his brother wound up puking up a perfect replica of a scene from FANTASTIC FOUR #9.



The strongest story is “The King of Cartoons,” illustrated by Joe Gruenwald.  It tells of Young’s childhood neighbor, Mr. King, who would play reel-to-reel cartoons on his projector for the kids every Friday night, at least until the day he suffers a stroke and dies.  Later in life, after Mrs. King passes away, Young buys Mr. King’s collection of films and relives his childhood memories.



“The Label Maker” is the final story in this collection, and it’s illustrated by Eric Shonborn.  Young tells about a few pranks he pulled back in the day, but the main prank in question is when he used a label maker to put a sign on a Subway bathroom’s toilet asking patrons not to flush the toilet.



Is this all funny?  Sure.  Young has an excellent sense of humor.  Here’s the major flaw, though:  none of these (except “The King of Cartoons”) are actually stories.  They’re anecdotes, and most of them are told just to get to a really cheesy punchline.  Young is smart enough to recognize that his real-life stories are funny, but he hasn’t reached the point where he can structure them into actual stories yet, and as a result, all of them are letdowns in the end (with “King” being the exception, yet again).



Here’s another problem:  they all have the same frame.  These are all stories-within-stories.  It removes immediacy from the subject matter, and when it comes to humor, immediacy is almost as important as timing.



The artists fare well, more or less.  With the exception of two, they are just good enough.  The two who really knocked it out of the park were Dinse and Shonborn.  Their work brings such a vibrancy to the stories that one can forgive Young for a lot.



Does Young have talent?  Yes.  Someday, he could really kick some ass.  For now, that talent is a block of stone, and a lot needs to be chiseled away before you can get to the sculpture hidden within.



THE VEGGIE DOG SATURN SPECIAL
Written by Jason Young
Illustrated by various artists
Published by Buyer Beware Comics
$3
24 pages

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