Monday, November 27, 2017

THE JOHN BRUNI MUSEUM OF MEDIOCRE (AT BEST) SHIT #28: REVIEW OF OK






[I’m a huge fan of Doc Holliday. I even wrote a short storyabout him that one time. I love Tombstone, The Gunfight at the OK Corral, etc. This book rubbed me the wrong way back then. If I reread it today, I don’t think I’d be so harsh on it. Also, I didn’t know James Ellroy’s writing advice at the time. He said that the author had to know how big each characters’ dicks are. I learned that a few years ago, and I have considered it in all of my work, both the serious stuff and the batshit crazy stuff. This is one of the pieces I wrote for the summer edition of the Leader, Aug 18, 2000 to be precise.]


Doc Holliday was a true, perhaps the only, American Western myth that stood out from the rest.


Men like Wyatt Earp, men with extreme violent tendencies in the name of good, were many on the frontier; you only had to go as far as Morgan and Virgil, two of his brothers, to find another Wyatt Earp.


There were plenty of baby-faced killers like Billy the Kid, and just as many gentlemen bank robbers, like Black Bart.


John Henry “Doc” Holliday was strikingly unique. When one looks at his life, one question rises above all else.


Considering how he was well on his way to becoming a respected dentist in the South, a job that would get him quite a lot of money and prospective wives, he somehow became, as Wyatt Earp once said, “the most skillful gambler and the nerviest, speediest, deadliest man with a six-gun I ever knew.”


How did he go from one lifestyle to the other? Granted, he had tuberculosis, but could that have been all?


Paul West tries to answer this question in his novel, OK (Scribner, $24), giving us a peek into Doc’s mind.


Unfortunately, that is all this book is about. It’s very slow moving, considering all it contains are Doc’s thoughts on this, that, or the other thing. Action is only barely present.


While the book shows how many hours West must have researched Doc’s life (as well as the lives of those around him, including the Earps and Big Nose Kate, Doc’s lady of the night), one of the most important aspects of writing a historical novel is conjecture, and West has no idea on how to do this.


No one can ever know all the facts about an historical event, so many writers who write about the past have to guess at many things. These writers use facts to help them guess about certain issues, but West doesn’t use any evidence whatsoever for his conjectures.


For example, there is no proof that Wyatt Earp had a case of disguises in his closet for when he wanted to do things he typically wouldn’t want to be seen doing, like gambling and paying his respects to the ladies of the night.


While West’s guess at Wyatt’s vanity is pretty well grounded, the disguise thing is pulled completely out of the air.


On that same note, one can question West’s basis for his conjecture that Wyatt kept a collection of dildoes. Again, there was no evidence.


However, when it comes to facts, West is a master. When he describes the gunfight at the OK Corral, he is very historically accurate, right down to persons killed and/or wounded at what time, who said what during the shout out, and who chickened out just after the shooting began.


Another accomplishment of West’s is his ability to disturb readers.


He opens the novel up with Doc walking over to the spittoon to drop a hunk of red matter in it from his mouth. Another scene described later in the book how, at the end of his life, Doc’s lungs were being torn apart by the air from the Glenwood Springs asylum.


Doc spent his last years ridden with sores before the tuberculosis spread to his entire body, tearing everything apart “like some fanatic general wiping out France to make sure of Paris.”


West’s difficulty selecting a point of view proves a bit distracting from the story he is trying to retell, though. OK is written in third person limited, from Doc’s perspective. However, every once in a while, West will switch to omniscient to try out Mattie’s (Doc’s cousin) mind, or maybe Wyatt’s.


Even stranger are his sudden switches to first person to relate his own feelings.


West’s biggest problem, aside from the technical ones, is his undying desire to talk about male genitalia.


There’s not only the instance where he mentions Wyatt’s collection of dildos, there’s also moments when he goes out of his way to describe how whenever Doc ejaculates, it’s tainted red. Even more jarring is the discussion Doc and Wyatt presumably had on foreskins, especially when it turns to the two men tying their erections together with a yellow ribbon.


In an historical book like this, these anecdotes are way out of place and are usually uncalled for.


Thinking about sex is natural, but when it becomes so deeply rooted in your writing that you’re constantly referring to large cumbersome objects as erections, it’s time to visit a shrink.


There have been quite a few portrayals of Doc Holliday: Kirk Douglas in The Gunfight at the OK Corral showed how violent and calculating Doc was. Val Kilmer in Tombstone showed how well-spoken, loyal, and vicious Doc had been. Dennis Quaid in Wyatt Earp excelled in showing how loyal a friend Doc was to Wyatt. All these portrayals are great, but West’s portrayal is easily the worst.


West didn’t even answer the damn question. OK has its moments, but they’re not worth it.

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