Thursday, November 9, 2017

THE JOHN BRUNI MUSEUM OF MEDIOCRE (AT BEST) SHIT #21: REVIEW OF AFTERMATH






[I don’t sound too bad in this one, but once again I returned to the well instead of looking for new possibilities. I was sad when Chaos! ended their universe, but I was happy when they opened up the new one. It wasn’t long after this that Chaos! went belly up and Brian Pulido lost all of his creations except for Lady Death. I’m still curious about where he was going with the new Chaos! Cosmos. When Dynamite scooped up the rights, they did a piss-poor job of rebooting everything. I was OK with their Chastity book, but everything else was miserably horrible. I think they gave up. I hope they gave up. Anyway, this is from the Elmhurst College Leader, Feb. 15, 2000. Hey! It’s my last semester of college!]


On December 22, 1999, the Chaos Cosmos came to an end when the titanic thirteen issue Armageddon crossover reached its conclusion. Lady Death destroyed Hell and brought Heaven tumbling down, finally defeating her longtime enemy, Lucifer, in the process. Evil Ernie finally launched the nukes which destroyed much of the world before he was consumed in nuclear flames.


Oblivia finally met her destiny as the Chosen One by combining the forces of chaos to destroy Armageddon, the Father of Fear. Unfortunately, being killed pissed Armageddon off to no end. He unleashed a wave of pure entropy that destroyed the universe. Chaos physicist Mitchell Wardlow, who had finally been able to break the chaos code and impose his will on existence, tried to alter the end. Everything was destroyed.


Or was it? Aftermath reveals that not all is lost. Mitchell Wardlow survived in the void, now calling himself Lord Chaos. He created the universe anew, and his pride and joy is not just the recreation of the earth but eight earths, what he calls the Eight Worlds of Chaos.


To his dismay, someone else survived from the old Chaos Cosmos: the resident Trickster figure, Bedlam, one of the greatest characters Chaos has come up with outside of the now defunct Evil Ernie series.


The artwork comes from the best Chaos! artist since Steven Hughes worked on Evil Ernie: Luke Ross, better known for his work on Armageddon. This time, he’s got an inker meddling with his art, and the result isn’t that great. In fact, there are a few moments when the inking looks suspiciously like David Brewer’s terrible work. Even when his artwork is distilled like that, Ross does better than Brewer and the other bad artists (and their numbers are many) who worked on Evil Ernie in its declining years.


Writers Brian Pulido and Len Kaminski use Bedlam to explain the rules of the new Chaos Cosmos by letting him wander five of the eight earths. It may seem a bit cheap, but without it, they would have a hell of a time writing the new Lady Death and Lady Demon series.


There’s a world where Armageddon never came, so when Ernie launched the nukes, the world survived to suffer. The dead also continued roaming the land. The Dead King is back with his brother, Billy Young, both zombies killing zombies for the greater good. Very moody, but without Ernie, Price, and company it will never be good enough.


The future world could have been much better, and the reference to Judge Dredd is not only uncalled for but ridiculous. For a guy like Bedlam, who travels time and space, a  future world is a great place to buy weapons for use on more primitive worlds (and he makes use of this quite well), but all in all, it’s a very uninteresting world.


Another essentially worthless world is the normal world. It’s a world without magic, without Ernie’s Dead Onez, without angels or demons, without anything supernatural.


The “urban gothic” world is much better. Very moody (yes, complete with bats silhouetted against the moon), kind of like the Gotham City Tim Burton used in his Batman movies. Not only that, but it seems Morgan Gallows of The Omen and Chastity, Ernie’s one-time vampire girlfriend hitwoman, are both alive and well in this world. Could be interesting . . .


The “Dark Millennium” world is also promising, but not any more than the typical Lady Death world, a world which will no doubt be filled with superhero patter and titan bullshit. Of course, Lady Death had to be recreated. She’s the backbone of Chaos!


Lord Chaos then cuts Bedlam off from the three remaining worlds, leaving open a lot of infinite possibilities the Chaos! writers love so much. It’s good to see they’ve still got jobs, and maybe some really interesting work will come out of it, but the attraction to Aftermath is the relationship between the sole survivors of the original Chaos Cosmos, Lord Chaos and Bedlam. They can’t fight each other. Lord Chaos can’t uncreate Bedlam, and Bedlam isn’t strong enough to face Lord Chaos. However, there’s a lot of hatred and frustration there, and if there’s one thing Chaos! can do, it’s create great characters with conflicting natures.


It’s a world of infinite possibilities, and this is only the beginning. Time will tell.

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