GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #545: ANOTHER GF ABOUT CROSSED, SO YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKED UP

This horsecock tastes delicious.

 

OK, I've come up with some pretty fucked up ideas before, but this one might be going a bit too far. Just . . . just hear me out.

You know how porn on occasion tries to make a serious movie with a lot of actual fucking in it? Why not do what no one else will dare to do? Why not make a XXX-rated pornographic Crossed movie? Horror movies can never go far enough to truly make a Crossed adaptation that will satisfy the gorehound perverts that read the comics, and porn can go that extra mile.

I don't know if anyone will jerk off to it. I know I'm pretty fucked up, but not even I'll go that far. It will take a very special kind of person to get off while watching sexy beheadings, castrations, stabbings, etc. I suspect only a select few among us would actually view it as such. The rest of us? It could be the most fucked up movie or series ever made. It'll make A Serbian Film look like a Saturday Morning Cartoon.

All right. I see your reluctance. And I get it. I do. But this could be the greatest opportunity porn and horror will ever have. EVER. Could you imagine someone someday topping something like that?

To be clear, I'm not suggesting that the beheadings, castrations, stabbings, etc. be real. They can do practical effects or even CGI if need be. I'm not asking for people to die or be mutilated for art. That breaks Lloyd Kaufman's first rule of filmmaking, after all. If Lloyd wouldn't do it, no one should do it.

I'm just asking you to think about the possibilities.