Thursday, October 31, 2024

GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #939: HOW WOULD YOU DO?

 This election is almost over. Thank fuck. Next week Harris will win, and this goddam cycle will be over. We'll have to make our peace with Trump whining about another rigged election for the next four years (unless we luck out and he has a heart attack), but we've dealt with that before. That should be nothing new, and he'll be easy to ignore.


The last couple of GFs were pretty intense, so let's take it down a few notches. Instead, let's find out how you would do running for president. Well, not really. Financial Times came up with an election game that's kind of silly. The rules are stupid, and the game isn't representative of the actual process, so it's not going to answer the question in the title tonight. But if you're bored, why not give it a shot?


Here you go. I scored 162,000-ish out of 191,000-ish. Not great, in other words, even though I won a lot of those battleground states. I'm pretty sure you've got to get a perfect score if you're going to win, but that's not likely.


Good luck. Don't take any guff from the swine.

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