Friday, December 21, 2012
A STRIP PROMOTION!
Christmas is coming up, and I think the perfect gift for the misanthrope/degenerate in your life would be my new crime novel from MUSA Publishing called STRIP. Of course, I’m pretty biased, but if you’re on the fence about making this purchase, I’d like to mention that of those who have already read the book, not a single one of them seems to dislike it. In fact, they all seem to thoroughly enjoy it.
Still, you may or may not know any of those people, so what would their opinion matter to you, right? I guess I’ll have to give all of you a good incentive to purchase STRIP and help ensure that I get to publish a second novel with MUSA.
Well, it is Christmas, and ‘tis the season for gift-giving and all of that, so how does free stuff sound to you?
Here’s the deal: Buy STRIP. When you get to chapter 41, there is a scene between two characters named Will and Nancy. On page 171, Will does something to Nancy that freaks her the fuck out. Send me a private message on my Facebook, a direct message on my Twitter (@tusitalabruni), or send me an email at email@example.com and tell me what Will did. (Eh, fuck it. If anyone’s still on MySpace, you can send me a private message there as well, at www.myspace.com/tabardinn.) Everybody who does this (as well as sends me their physical addresses) will receive all three issues of TABARD INN, a magazine I edited back in the old days, each issue filled to the brim with brutal, ugly, and obscene stories.
Of course, if you live within walking distance, I’ll be more than happy to hand deliver them (it’ll save me a few bucks from sending them via media mail). And if you’ve already bought the book, this offer is open to you, as well, as a thank you to my readers.
STRIP can be purchased from these places:
Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/strip-john-bruni/1113910172?ean=2940015715187
And if you don’t have an e-reader, you can get it in PDF form (and others) from MUSA here: http://musapublishing.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=488
Thank you for your attention and consideration.