G.I. JOE: COBRA #20: With all the attention I pay to THE TRANSFORMERS here, one would think I’d bring up G.I. JOE a bit more often. The thing is, all three books have been lagging, ever since they did that stupid Hunt for Snake-Eyes thing. Let’s face it, the only way that story arc could have worked out in an awesome, unexpected way was if Snake-Eyes really did turn out to be a traitor, and he died in a very obvious, very gruesome fashion. Now that the bullshit is out of the way, we can get back to the grown-up G.I. JOE kind of action IDW has been getting us hooked on ever since they picked up the series.
and Lady Jaye are in serious trouble as they infiltrate a Red Oktober installation on a mission that doesn’t even exist on paper. Now that they’ve been captured by a crew of thugs and murderers who have no regard for human life, it falls on Joe HQ to sort things out behind the scenes. The problem: the only person who seems capable of doing that is Tomax Paolo, who has been a prisoner of the Joes for . . . how long now? Coming soon, they’re going to discontinue the three series in favor of three new series. Personally, I think we’d be better served with one series, considering how for the past couple of years, we’ve been treated to one long story broken up over three monthlies. Might as well just consolidate the whole thing. I can understand having one main JOE book and then having a SPECIAL MISSIONS book, just like back in the ‘Eighties and ‘Nineties, but come on. I have faith in the storytelling, but do we really need three JOE books? That's kind of like breaking up an adaptation of THE HOBBIT into three movies--oh, wait. Flint
AMERICAN VAMPIRE #34: Now that we’ve been through several decades worth of story, we’ve finally reached the mid-point, according to writer Scott Snyder. At first glance, it’s a sedate issue, but when you think more about it, it’s a harbinger of things to come, and is thus a very important issue. With a bit of quick exposition, we learn the fate of Will Bunting, the first chronicler of Skinner Sweet’s life, and who has replaced Bunting at the VMS. We also get to see Abilena Book in her old age as she denies having been granted visions by being bitten by Sweet years earlier. We get to meet the new enemy of the series, and we get a massive slap to the face in regards to how things are going to go for the rest of the series. Here’s the problem: THEY’RE GOING ON HIATUS. Snyder says the next story is written, but he also says that they’re taking some time off to recharge their batteries (and to give the artist more time to illustrate the series, as he doesn't want to take any more breaks). I can only hope that Vertigo will actually still be around when they do come back. Many of you are familiar with my ranting and raving in regards to HELLBLAZER’s cancellation, and how I believe that Vertigo will be gone by the end of 2013. I love FABLES and all the related titles, but I’m pretty sure they could survive in the DCU and make everyone a lot of money there. Right now, AMERICAN VAMPIRE is the only book that has me hoping that Vertigo will survive. They’ve done a lot of great work over the years, including my two favorite books of all time (PREACHER and TRANSMETROPOLITAN, even though the latter did, indeed, start out at the short-lived Helix). HELLBLAZER, the Lansdale JONAH HEX, THE SANDMAN, 100 BULLETS, I could go on forever about all the wonderful books they’ve done. Maybe Shelly Bond can do great things now that she’s in charge (and I know she’s edited many good books that I’ve enjoyed over the years), but considering all the really, really, really, really, really bad decisions DC has made recently, Vertigo is a dog with rabies. It’s only a matter of time before someone puts it down. I hope AMERICAN VAMPIRE gets finished before that happens.