Sometimes you're reading a blog or a newsletter, and whoever wrote it decides to give you a recipe. Almost always it's for something that is good for you or at least somewhat healthy. Here is my solemn promise to you: if I post a recipe, it will absolutely be terrible for you. There will be no health benefits. But it will be good goddam food.
Gaze upon that sweet bastard I made a couple of nights ago. It stuffed me like something I'd see in a bad porno. I'm pretty sure just looking at it brought my blood pressure up dangerously high. And it was good goddam food.
Here's what you do. Take one tortilla. Load it up with nacho cheese. Put another tortilla on top of that. Microwave for a minute. Chop up some ground beef with taco seasoning and slap that sumbitch down on top. Put a bunch of rice on top of that. Put a bunch of shredded cheese on top of that. Hit it with a bunch of Chipotle sauce. And then, the koop de Gracie, crumble some Doritos on top of that. Gobble that shit up. It helps if you're high, or you might not make it through the whole meal.
You're welcome. Don't forget to tip your nurses.
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| I have fairly large hands, so you have a good idea as to the scale. |
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