Friday, February 10, 2023

GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #615: TWITTER NOTICES

A stupid man with a stupid grin and a stupid sink.


 Since Elon Musk's regime began at Twitter I've caught two sensitive content warnings. That's odd, considering that I never post nudity or real life violence. So I've looked around a bit, and I've found not just nudity but hardcore pornography without sensitive content warnings. I'm talking dick in pussy insertion shots, here. I haven't found any real life violence, though, so I can't speak to that.


What were my notices regarding? The first one was for a video of me reading my short story, "Monster Cock 2." There is no nudity in that. There is adult language, of course, and all I typed into the post was something about how you should get some Monster Cock in you, referring to the story. That's it.


The second one was for posting a link to my book, Dong of Frankenstein and Other Pornos You Can't Jerk It To. It was a link to Amazon, so once again, no nudity. And I caught a notice for that.


So that's fucking annoying. On the one hand I'm kind of proud that I offended the delicate sensibilities of the people in charge of the most wretched hive of scum and villainy this side of Mos Eisley. But at the same time, I wonder how many people didn't get to see the video or the link.


I will say that during the appeal process they eventually overturned their decision on the "Monster Cock 2" notice, which is better than Facebook. The Facebook algorithm simply does not give a fuck, and it has no human oversight. I caught a ban once for posting a meme with a topless cartoon character in it. The character? Bobby Hill from King of the Hill.


They also banned me from making video calls for a month because I quoted an episode of Supernatural. I don't remember the exact quote, but it was some biker dude who said it. Castiel was trying to persuade him to let him use the public phone, and the biker said something along the lines of how he's going to finish his call, and then he's going to stab Cass. The Facebook algorithm took it as me threatening someone, so I wasn't allowed to use the call feature. Not that I ever do, anyway, but still. 


Essentially, this is all stupid, but I don't care in the long run. However, I can't help but notice that certain Republicans are taking Twitter to task for banning them before stupid Musk showed up with that stupid grin and a stupid sink. To see these children whine at a fucking Congressional hearing was mindblowing. Holy shit. MTG even said that they were violating her 1st Amendment rights.


I wish more people in Congress would actually read the Constitution so they actually understood it. The 1st Amendment only prohibits the government from stifling someone's free speech. Twitter (or, say, newspapers, if we're being more considerate of the era in which the amendment was written) can do whatever the fuck they want. Don't even get me started on my belief that overturning Roe v Wade is a violation of the 9th Amendment. Come to think of it, Supreme Court justices should read the Constitution, too.


As with all things the Republicans do, they usually accuse the Democrats of doing the very same thing that they, the Republicans, are actually doing. Trump actually wanted Twitter to remove a Tweet criticizing him. I do love that the Tweet in question, from Chrissy Teigen, was read into the Congressional record so that future generations will be aware of what a "pussy ass bitch" Donald J. Trump was.





































PS: I guess those Republicans outraged over Twitter taking down nonconsensual nudes of Hunter Biden really like jerking off to nonconsensual nudes of Hunter Biden.

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