Sunday, August 24, 2014

GOODNIGHT, FUCKERS #45: USED PORN

Is it weird that I bought someone's used porn off of them? Hear me out. Back when I was a parts driver for the City of Elmhurst, my boss said he had a friend who was either getting married or having a kid, I don't remember which. Either way, the dude was looking to get rid of his porn collection, and since I'm a huge fan of porn, I volunteered myself to buy said used porn. I got a Wal-mart bag full of it for $30.


OK, it's kind of odd to see what other people are into, but I just can't let porn go to waste. He had some good titles in there. There were some shitty ones, too, but the good ones were worth it. Is it weird that I jerked off to someone else's porn?


Unfortunately, a lot of these DVD's were scratched deeply. So I missed out on a lot of what they had to offer. Some of the good ones lasted a while before they stopped working. But . . . I recently got a disc repair machine. I ran these used porn DVD's through the wringer, and sadly, it didn't work out. They were too far gone. I guess I'll never make my way through ASS CLEAVAGE #4 and MILF LESSONS #12. Or NASTY NYMPHOS #whatever.


I guess I'll just have to settle for internet porn . . .

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