Behold the glory of that cover! This is a Kindle original and will not be reprinted elsewhere. In case you were wondering, this is the monster porn novella I was talking about earlier. John Holmes comes from a long line of vampire slayers, and now he seeks vengeance against the Prince of LA who killed his father. And yes, the cover is accurate. His dong glows when in the presence of vampires, and he stakes them through the heart with the ultimate morning wood!
Buy it here! Also, there is an uncensored version. The dong glows here because I didn't want Amazon to bust me for being the lewd pervert that I am. There is a version where it is very obviously a dong. Send an image of your receipt to me here, on Twitter or Facebook or at my email, tabardinnedgewoodent@yahoo.com. I will then send you the original cover as an incentive. Thank you!
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